Dear fellow earthlings

I have received infomation that a certain humanoid has just gotten a taggy(finally) and that another humanoid has the pleasure of going to Genting before the hols

Moreover special intelligence reports have shown the increase in mugging for the past few weeks which would unlikely result in "flying colours"

Finally special reports of the Chinese garden event from a secret agent isnt very alluring or interesting. Better luck next year

Therefore I conclude that I'm soo dead

BYE BYE